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The secret to surviving lions in the Masai Mara is a combination of a little luck and a lot of local knowledge. The thought of traversing the plains of Kenya seemed an impossible dream from a lounge room in Tamworth. So once I was within flying distance of Nairobi, and discovered that the wildebeest migration was crossing the Mara river, i was willing to put anything on the line to see a croc snap a cow off the river bank. However, that enthusiasm didn't help the tyres of the Corolla hire car on the lanes of rubble that were marked on my map as a secondary road en route the Mara Nature Reserve at 11pm on a Saturday night.
Whilst researching the logistics of getting around Kenya Google kept pointing me to articles on armed car jackings in the middle of the bush and tourist warnings. The Thomas Cook guide book didn't help either with its notes of strong caution. After 5 months in Sth Africa and watching Blood Diamond a few times i felt reasonably Africa-wise. I was only mildly scared when groups of tall black men wrapped in red bed sheets seemingly started to jump out in front of me and wave me down in the middle of nowhere.
That was until i got a flat 5 kms from the Mara Reserve after hitting a rock the size of a paw paw. First thoughts were that I was about to be picked off by a lion as I was changing the tyre. My next concern were the machete-wielding Rwandan refugees that Thomas Cook wrote about. As one car sped past at 80 clicks I was quite relieved- still stranded but arms intact. I eventually pulled out the spare and as destiny was bound to have it- it was flat. The good people at Budget rent-a-car Nairobi thought it funny to inflate a punctured tyre just before the car was checked out from the airport...
After a while a small blue rust bucket ute pulls up. 5 young guys all pile out of the cab- two of them in the Masai kit- red sheets, beads, weapons, the lot- i thought they must have been at some contrived 'Traditional Masai Tribal Dance' performed for Japanese tourists at some swish lodge. It turns out one of the non- Masai guys worked for the local mechanic. By paraffin lamp light they patched the tyre and his boss rented me a new wheel for the equivalent of the junior mechanic's annual wage.
With the car on the road again i still had absolutely no idea where i was going. A question to the lads landed me two Masai guides. Jonathan and James were brothers- i wasn't convinced these were Masai names but i ran with it- they were born in the local area and still had only a rough idea where this Acacia camp was. An hour to drive 12km and we made it.
A short sleep later I hired a 4WD with 'Tony' a local Masai as the driver. His wife had given birth the day before but a couple of hundred USD were too hard to say no to. My new Masai mates came along too. The safari was amazing. Tony was a legend. He had absolutely no respect for nature conservation. Before i could wake up properly we were burning after lionesses trying to drink from a waterhole. Having chased them away we went chasing the wildebeest. Then we chased the cheetah that was chasing the wildebeest. Then we chased the wildebeest on foot. We had at least a million animals running for their lives that day.
It was a great chance to chat to three guys who grew up in a mud hut living on nothing but what their cows milk and meat could be traded for. It naturally led to a debate on spear throwing and James promised to teach me later.
After a long day terrorising animals we headed back to the village to drop the boys off.
The Masai village was a ring of huts around a big cattle yard. The boys hut had two beds-they shared one and one for their Mum, Dad spread himself between his many wives residences, a fireplace and a room for the young calves. The cattle were brought in each night to keep them safe from their marauding Masai neighbours. Everyone was young- life was short as a Masai obviously. Young kids everywhere with snotty noses. Clearly a man's world too, the women get the water from the wells, build the huts, cook the steaks and the man gets to pick another wife as soon as he acquires enough cattle to justify it.
After the men show off their arm brandings and their trick of lighting a fire with two sticks they gave me a Masai hot stick tattoo of my own. Then out came the Masai knives and red sheets to trade for some currency- i guess even the Masai cant live on meat, cows blood and milk alone!
James then starts to throw a spear around the yard full of kids and dogs and one of the older guys moves him on to outside the wall. This naturally culminated in a spear throwing competition for all the men, i was foolish enough to wager 20USD for the local primary school for a Masai mask they were trying to flog to me.
After a shoulder strain and humiliation at the hands of a guy half my size, the school's coffers were 20 bucks better off.
The whole experience felt not dissimilar to hanging out with a bunch of new mates you might make at home. Unfortunately, I cant help but think that as much we all enjoyed the things that young men universally love to do there is always the enormous opportunity gap between Tony, Jon and James who are really Sumare, Mepakury and Roore and us privileged whiteys. I guess that's why Kenyans- along with most Africans- have a special name for the white man, a Mzungu.
If you ever get a day in August to see the cows cross the river- do it. Don't believe anything that Thomas Cook writes and fear not the lion or the skinny men in red with pierced and enlarged earlobes.
Live the dream
Bradley Wheaton
